My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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