he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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