You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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