he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm like, not good at living.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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