Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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