How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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