Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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