Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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