Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
