We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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