You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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