: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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