Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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