didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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