help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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