Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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