next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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