Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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