He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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