i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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