I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
