Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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