Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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