Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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