I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Farmville is her only friend.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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