next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
