how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
FUCK WHALES
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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