So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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