the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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