Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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