do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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