Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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