The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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