The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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