i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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