So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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