I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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