O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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