It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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