she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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