yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
then he tried to convert me to islam
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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