it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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