Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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