it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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