was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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