If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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