You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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