Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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