Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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