The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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