he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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