what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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