is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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