IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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