He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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